Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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