I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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