She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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