that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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