i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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