porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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