Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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