If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Do you remember whose house we're in?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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