Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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