My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman