You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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