i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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