i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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