Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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