You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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