But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type