I'm gonna have a badass scar
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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