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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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