508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.