Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.