is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.