I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
its not stalking. its research.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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