so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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