she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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