The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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