You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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