a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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