you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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