you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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