Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
id be glad to
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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