I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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