sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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