Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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