He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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