Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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