North Korea, Best Korea!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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