none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Pants are for mortals
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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