I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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