i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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