If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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