proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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