Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
