What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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