No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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