is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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