I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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