Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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