its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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