I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Are we in a gay sports bar?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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