is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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