Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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