belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My nipple is on Facebook.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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